No it doesn’t!
On a serious note though, I forgot these existed. Until today that is, when I was ten minutes late for work after getting trapped behind one. Honestly, the slowness of the battery powered heap of crap was astounding, and it got me thinking why on earth these things are still about. If they can make battery powered cars that go up to 40mph, why are Unigate still using these bloody ridiculously shaped playbox type vehicles?
Also, I don’t quite understand how the tradition of delivering milk to your door has lasted this long. Arguably, bread is just as much a commodity as milk, so why aren’t there bread floats… or for the ladies, tampon floats?!
Sorry, too far… the moral of the story is that these things are just as bad as both cyclists and caravaners. Get rid of them.
3 responses so far ↓
1 Jen // Feb 15, 2008 at 10:40 pm
I’ll swap the A3 for a Milk Float?
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2 Sarah // Feb 16, 2008 at 12:25 pm
Milk floats deliver bread now as well samuel, and orange juice, fact!! So techinically i guess they’re milk, bread and orange floats xxxxxxxxxxxx
3 angel emily // Feb 16, 2008 at 5:59 pm
i really like the song ….on your space ….
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